Weekly World News

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Reporting integrity? Ethics? Government control of the media?

If you're looking for that, go somewhere else, mindless sheep. Weekly World News is an informative, opinionated news journal. Yes, we have our poster child, Chiroptoman, who has his own off-Bredeweg musical. Yes, we're un-controlled by the NAL government, or any government. But we tell the truth as we see it, without pandering to governments' desires to with-hold information from common man.

A noteable NALian MP says "I tell thee, this is apparently the most widely-read news magazine in the world. They are all the REAL odd happenings in the world, condensed into one newspaper. Thou thinkst the Weekly World News lies? Well, I'll have thee know I've met Chiroptoman's cousin! He's in my constituency!"