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edit RIGETS TIDENDE — Friday 23.03.2004

MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR THE VICTIMS TODAY

GJØTEBORG — It has been a week since the destruction of Charlotte Amalie. Memorial services are being held today throughout the Rigsfælleskab to commemorate the victims, and mourning flags will be flying at every flagpole. Her Majesty, Queen Magrethe II, will be attending the memorial service at the Copenhagen Cathedral together with other royal dignitaries and government officials.  Read More...

FLORIDA OFFERED TO CASTILLE-LEON

GJØTEBORG — The Kancelli has been discussing for the past three days about what to do with Florida, and a decision has now been made. Last night, at a press conference inside the Kancellihus, Chancellor Høgh-Guldberg made the following statement: "The Kancelli has decided on our proposal on what to do with Florida. First of all, let me stress that the Rigsfælleskab does not intend to stay in Florida long as this would be costly and the Kancelli feels that the Rigsfælleskab has already sustained enough expenses from this war and Florida's more than fifty years of misconduct towards the Cruzan people culminating in the nuclear blasting of Charlotte Amalie and its residents.  Read More...

CUBA ON THE VERGE OF STATE BANKRUPTCY

CHRISTIANSTED — Economic experts agree that Cuba and its allies, who together form the surviving remnant of the former republic of Florida-Caribbea, must be on the verge of state bankruptcy after the silver and gold reserves in Miami were confiscated by the SR last Tuesday, 23/03/04, despite protests from Cuba.  Read More...

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